tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6172699671814660070.post4616700693771402831..comments2023-11-02T06:18:30.378-04:00Comments on My Heart's Giving Birth!: Momma said...Angiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15524675927982141656noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6172699671814660070.post-72011697005165426212009-07-08T20:00:43.685-04:002009-07-08T20:00:43.685-04:00Let me set your mind at ease about the underwear s...Let me set your mind at ease about the underwear since I work in the ER quite a bit. <br />1. When you are in a truly bad accident there is a good chance you are going to crap yourself. Clean panties aren't clean for long.<br />2. We are just going to cut them off anyway and toss them. Save your money and buy more self tanner.<br /><br />That's my advice and I'm stickin' to it!Ericahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09499498673477249137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6172699671814660070.post-31390344311684861612009-07-02T20:48:06.340-04:002009-07-02T20:48:06.340-04:00I can so relate! My arms get enough sun to look o...I can so relate! My arms get enough sun to look okay, but my legs just don't seem to match. (My father and my sister have the fish-belly white coloring that thankfully I escaped, though I get very pale in the winter.) If you do this again, try putting lotion over the spots that turned more orange than the rest of your skin before cautiously applying the sunless tanner in those areas.<br /><br />Praying for your adoption process!Krystalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06271566505689962441noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6172699671814660070.post-88008000356809130352009-06-26T08:49:24.000-04:002009-06-26T08:49:24.000-04:00*son
(I hate poor spelling and grammar)....*son<br /><br />(I hate poor spelling and grammar)....Rhondahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07885883521847840435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6172699671814660070.post-47235749784297407072009-06-26T08:46:27.741-04:002009-06-26T08:46:27.741-04:00Okay Angie, that was the funniest post! Actually,...Okay Angie, that was the funniest post! Actually, probably because I could relate to every single detail of this....except I always take off too much skin during very agressive pedicures b/c I have a foot obsession and I like 'em smooth! haha<br /><br />But about the tan thing...I spent most of my 45 years trying to bake myself. I would stop at nothing. I used silver blankets to reflect the cancer-causing UVB and UVA rays onto my skin. I used butter. I used Red Label Hawaiian Tropic oil ALL over myself as a teenager,,,including my face. I laid out from sun-up 'til sun-down. I rolled my shirt sleeves up if I was outside and the least bit of sun was shining. I avoided hats or sunglasses b/c the just might shield me from getting the maximum tan. I intensified, went to tanning beds, used no telling what kind of chemicals on my skin to bake myself even darker. I was always on the look-out for a sunny day, or hour, or minute where I could run out and get darker.<br /><br />Welllllllllllllllll, last year I went to the dermatologist with my teenage sun to see about his "teenage breaking out" and while I was in there, asked the derm. to look at this itchy spot on my back. One glance, and biopsy later, I learned that that little speck was M.E.L:.A.N.O.M.A.!!!!!!!!!! So, off I went to the sugical oncologist and had a BIG time surgery to remove my tiny winy little speck. My scar is about 8 inches long and he took out a HUNK of by fat back! (HA).....The good news is that we caught it SOOOOOOOO EARLY that it had not had time to penetrate into any other layers of skin and my prognosis is basically "no worries" EXCEPT for the fact that I now have "ALABASTER" as my new goal.<br /><br />Okay, you go from BRONZE to ALABASTER, and it takes some getting used to. In the last year, whenever we've had a special event or something, I've used every spray tan, tan in a can method I could find. In the end, I'm settiling for my new normal....ALABASTER in your words.<br /><br />So, embrace it. You'll be glad you did later. And I'm prayin' Prince Charming comes your way!<br /><br />Thanks for the gut-busting laughter this morning!!!! <br /><br />Here's to 317 days moving FASTER!!!!!!<br /><br />Blessings,<br />Rhonda<br /><br />P.S. This is probably the longest comment ever written on someone's blog! tee hee!Rhondahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07885883521847840435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6172699671814660070.post-8126610238827196782009-06-26T02:17:58.469-04:002009-06-26T02:17:58.469-04:00heehee! This cracked me up! I have wondered abou...heehee! This cracked me up! I have wondered about those tan in a can things. Guess you wouldnt suggest it then. Have a great trip and I hope you DO meet that hot Christian man who happens to be into the orange look. ;)tiffanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02038421823829998887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6172699671814660070.post-55008955319517327632009-06-23T20:29:30.643-04:002009-06-23T20:29:30.643-04:00Thanks for the great laugh.Thanks for the great laugh.Rochellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12701614503020788722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6172699671814660070.post-19778164947826510172009-06-23T19:19:21.873-04:002009-06-23T19:19:21.873-04:00You make me laugh!! Yeah, you may be white now, b...You make me laugh!! Yeah, you may be white now, but you will be one of those beautiful older ladies with the perfect smooth skin. Then we'll see whose laughing.Monicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05856975629899818393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6172699671814660070.post-1514204090131467882009-06-23T14:18:22.604-04:002009-06-23T14:18:22.604-04:00i can relate, girl! i just got back from a Caribb...i can relate, girl! i just got back from a Caribbean Cruise and was in awe of all of the beautiful olive toned---evenly tanned---skin out there! it is really unfair...meanwhile i was applying my spf 45+ like it was going out of style! Even with my spf...still i walked off the ship with splotchy red sun burned patches against a pale white skin tone. ( with the random freckle or age spot mixed in of course!)<br /><br />oh well, have fun at the beach!Amy Mazehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10051190318438580049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6172699671814660070.post-77665019383904605642009-06-23T13:42:16.108-04:002009-06-23T13:42:16.108-04:00i DIED laughing...you're too funny.
You shoul...i DIED laughing...you're too funny.<br /><br />You should consider writing a book...an article...something!!!Christyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02289166041545521433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6172699671814660070.post-1822231157859226792009-06-23T09:58:11.109-04:002009-06-23T09:58:11.109-04:00Angie, you are HILARIOUS! This post had me cracki...Angie, you are HILARIOUS! This post had me cracking up! I love it! You made my day! Have fun at the beach!Tiffanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11368650178816923208noreply@blogger.com