Maybe I won't kiss a frog...

A friend sent me this FABULOUS story. I've been looking for a frog to kiss in hopes that he would be my prince...but then again, maybe I won't kiss a frog!

THE WORLD'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said: "NO!" And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many companions, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her butt, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.

The End.