Today is the day! Beginning at 12 I will consume a 10 oz bottle of magnesium citrate...Complete with a
I love that it uses the word, "Pleasing!" I can't imagine anything pleasing about this!
Then, 2 hours later, I will take 4 laxitives. Two hours after that I will drink an entire bottle of miral*x mixed with G8erade! Seriously...should I remind them that I've eaten nothing solid really in 10 days??? COuld there really be that much left in me? If there is, I have to have another bottle of the pleasing lemony flovor drink!
I am considering moving my TV to the bathroom and renting "Flushed Away" for the afternoon! Maybe I need to get an Uncle John's Bathroom Reader! It will be an experience for sure! Notice I did buy toilet paper with lotion!
Pray everything comes out all right!